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@CraftyHope i think you're using the wrong boolean operator. "sweep the whole house *AND* stop complaining that you're bored." in reply to CraftyHope #
Glenn Beck > MLK Jr. If by ">" you mean "douchier." #
@robkroese but the artificial sweetener doesn't attract ants! in reply to robkroese #
Words… there are no words… so beautiful… they should have sent a poet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv_DytvaEf4 #

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@alligatormonkie then you should roll your windows down to make it rain. in reply to alligatormonkie #
@Restaurant_com Best movie dining scene: Sam Jackson and the Big Kahuna Burger – Pulp Fiction. #tweat in reply to Restaurant_com #
You stumble over an unseen imaginary deceased turtle. Stunned 2 rounds. #
Anyone know if @Verizon offers student discount on service? #
How small can a class be at South before it's cancelled? Only 9 registered for CIS121, so a bit nervous. Cancelled it on me last semester. #
@robkroese I'm listening to Justin bieber at 800% slowdown. It's pretty awesome, akshully. in reply to robkroese #
@CraftyHope gag snuggie or gag macarena, cuz I can see it going both ways. in reply to CraftyHope #
@robkroese if I am, that's some potent green. Haven't lit up in over 6 years. in reply to robkroese #
It's my Friday! #suckitmonkeys #
@RogueFrenchFry that's apparently a reference I don't get. in reply to RogueFrenchFry #
@robkroese I was just told that a report takes too long to run. And at the same time told to make it about 3x more complex. in reply to robkroese #
@robkroese yep. With client-side processing on a bunch of huge foxpro tables. in reply to robkroese #
@RogueFrenchFry seen [...]

@alligatormonkie then you should roll your windows down to make it rain. in reply to alligatormonkie #
@Restaurant_com Best movie dining scene: Sam Jackson and the Big Kahuna Burger – Pulp Fiction. #tweat in reply to Restaurant_com #
You stumble over an unseen imaginary deceased turtle. Stunned 2 rounds. #
Anyone know if @Verizon offers student discount on service? #
How small can a class be at South before it's cancelled? Only 9 registered for CIS121, so a bit nervous. Cancelled it on me last semester. #
@robkroese I'm listening to Justin bieber at 800% slowdown. It's pretty awesome, akshully. in reply to robkroese #
@CraftyHope gag snuggie or gag macarena, cuz I can see it going both ways. in reply to CraftyHope #
@robkroese if I am, that's some potent green. Haven't lit up in over 6 years. in reply to robkroese #
It's my Friday! #suckitmonkeys #
@RogueFrenchFry that's apparently a reference I don't get. in reply to RogueFrenchFry #
@robkroese I was just told that a report takes too long to run. And at the same time told to make it about 3x more complex. in reply to robkroese #
@robkroese yep. With client-side processing on a bunch of huge foxpro tables. in reply to robkroese #
@RogueFrenchFry seen [...]

Just a heads up: complete all the sections of "Getting Started" on dropbox and you get an extra 250MB free. http://tinyurl.com/2apu9eg #
Noticed a perplexing lack of gingers at our small group meeting tonight. #fb #
@wigenout that's Uwe Boll material, right? in reply to wigenout #
my hands smell like dog food. i was playing a food-hiding game with our bulimic puppy. #
@cathicks pig latin. in reply to cathicks #
@wigenout your true blood quote. sounded about on par with Uwe Boll's dialogue. in reply to wigenout #
Hooray! My first textbook arrived today! #
I worry for people who post info about their children online. Just seems like an invitation for predators, what with zabasearch and all. #
Wish twitter wouldn't keep prompting me to follow people that I've hit the don't-follow X for. #
I wanna be a social engineer when I grow up. I hear it's pretty profitable. #fb #
@meintweet i concede. your goal beats mine. in reply to meintweet #
Droid 2 keyboard is made of fail. What's up with doing away with the top row of numbers? That's possibly a deal breaker. #
@BrianWright I can deal without d-pad, but having to deal with [...]

@markjholmes you can hold down shift and click restore and it'll let you choose a firmware that you've already downloaded… in reply to markjholmes #
@markjholmes though if you choose to downgrade from 4 you'll need a util called recboot. #
Be kind to the animals. Eat a vegan. #fb #
@markjholmes voice control in windows 7 is pretty amazing. in reply to markjholmes #
just finished washing Komo's ears with a 50/50 vinegar/alcohol solution. he's very unthrilled with me. #
there are 50 known strains of E. coli in organic foods that, if ingested, can cause bloody diarrhea, kidney failure and death. #
@meintweet ironically (as per my last tweet) taco johns *also* may cause bloody diarrhea, kidney failure and death. in reply to meintweet #
just jerked awake from a dream about losing control of my car and driving into oncoming traffic. good morning! ugh. #
@Loramira sorry not intentionally being loud with the soda cans. in reply to Loramira #
I want Simon Pegg to play the next #doctorwho incarnation. #fb #
@MrCooLuv you shut your mouth. Or Aubrey will fill it up for you. in reply to MrCooLuv #
Wrote a 1089 char SQL query to [...]

I don't wanna insult Joss Whedon's talent – Buffy did that enough for all time, but I don't think he's the right guy for Avengers. #
@SaraOflaherty I'm busted! in reply to SaraOflaherty #
Morning is off to a great start. I just finished my large frou frou Starbucks coffee. http://twitpic.com/28l6bi #
@SaraOflaherty 'sides… no difference if I go or not. I'd still spend the whole #tweetup being snarky via twitter. in reply to SaraOflaherty #
RT @samsclub: How many hours of sleep do you need each night? // at least 2 more than I get. #
Most overused method to imitate having class: play some Kenny G. #zomgwedding #
Yes, I'm likely to livetweet this trainwr… wedding. #
The minister apparently thought the ceremony was his audition for stand-up open-mic night. #
@ivey read it in reply to ivey #
Hm. The wifi adapter in our HTPC has never really been solid under win7, but it's going really wonky now. That makes me a sad panda. #fb #
@RogueFrenchFry Life of Brian DID say "blessed are the cheesemakers" in reply to RogueFrenchFry #
@RogueFrenchFry uh… maybe? in reply to RogueFrenchFry #
@amazon adds wifi and bumps the price up $40 to keep 3G on [...]

@LMAshton *@#% yes it does. in reply to LMAshton #
@markjholmes it works. and it's awesome. in reply to markjholmes #
@markjholmes yep. word of caution: let the can cool completely and use a traditional (as in NOT safety) can opener. in reply to markjholmes #
Well, it's official. Inception wasn't the WORST movie I saw this weekend. #
tl;dr #fb #
@BrianWright @RogueFrenchFry i think Xenu will come back for Jason Dohring before the VM movie gets made. #hailXenu in reply to BrianWright #
@SaraOflaherty so we should all tell the new iPhone "I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!" in reply to SaraOflaherty #
@meintweet is she a troll? in reply to meintweet #
@meintweet err.. got my mythical monsters confused. sorry! in reply to meintweet #
… @meintweet i wonder if my penchant for cannibalism and wearing the skin of my victims has garnered me the nickname "leatherface" yet. #
@RogueFrenchFry am i going to bible study without you, then? in reply to RogueFrenchFry #
@meintweet where do you work? in reply to meintweet #
@meintweet nice. i'd like to be a federal employee. good benefits. in reply to meintweet #
It makes me nervous when it starts nearing [...]

@BrianWright I think that quote is older than Jimmy Buffet. in reply to BrianWright #
@jbyrdman in what? in reply to jbyrdman #
@SaraOflaherty I have an awesome recipe if you want. in reply to SaraOflaherty #
Yay amazon! Overnighted the Hosea study guides because UPS delayed shipment on the first order. Package has arrived! #fb #
Get a Free Pet Safety Pack from the @aspca #PetSafetyPack http://ow.ly/IEZ4 #
I'm at the dentist. And astounded by their grape-scented latex gloves. http://yfrog.com/2p63nkj #
Just bought a used TI-89 for $35. Huzzah! Calculus will now be possible! #fb #
Woo! Found flip-top canning jars! This weekend I'm gonna prototype a sun jar. #fb #
Cable modem arrives from amazon today. Service starts Monday, and then I'm free of at&t's craptacular DSL. ditching attwireless soon too! #
Chicken tacos for dinner tonight. Now: Making fresh ice cream for Diet A&W Root Beer floats. #fb #
My first sun jar: http://yfrog.com/5gmhwhj #
@CraftyHope @Cortlandts is pretty awesome. in reply to CraftyHope #
Hm. I need an easy and cheap way to etch some glass jars. The spray-on stuff is passable, but I'd prefer something a little better. #
@jonathancoulton did someone stash [...]

@RogueFrenchFry thanks to you all those zombies are still alive. i'm totally gonna push you down to buy myself a few extra seconds. in reply to RogueFrenchFry #
The singers interacting with the audience during the fireworks is annoying. #battleship #stfu #
2A47M88 has a bunch of pro-Xtian pro tea-party stuff and he cut us off. Way to testify, buddy. #fb #
Went to Pintolis for lunch. We were the only customers there. #
@jbyrdman That's awesome! Excited for you guys! in reply to jbyrdman #
Asshats like this make me stabby. http://twitpic.com/22s28s #
@markjholmes i wish i could afford a smart car. i'm confident enough in my manhood that the snickers of my friends would fall on deaf ears. in reply to markjholmes #
@UncleBeard i should be honest. most people make me stabby. in reply to UncleBeard #
@markjholmes we can't afford a 2nd car note. in reply to markjholmes #
@jonathancoulton if you play a gig in Mobile, AL i promise to, no matter what my wife says, name our first child after you. #
@BrianWright did that like a month ago in reply to BrianWright #
restoring my iphone to the official ios4. #
@benparr my [...]

@markjholmes they're also the same people that will idle in their SUV for 10 minutes waiting for the closest parking spot. in reply to markjholmes #
Dear Craigslist, <3. Me. #
I must have the world's crappiest luck with ifrogz cases. Bought a new one Saturday and it won't shut properly. Keeps sliding off. #
@Restaurant_com I think you guys will already have it covered – I emailed about it already…complaint wasn't about you guys!You're top shelf! in reply to Restaurant_com #
#Bayfest where to see bands that are a decade past relevance. #godsmack #
Today is kinda like part 2 of a multi-day Monday arc. Like yesterday finished with a big "to be continued…" #
I have confirmed that there are rumors that the #iPhone will DEFINITELY launch on #Verizon Q1 2011. #
At a party exhibiting my mad social skillz. By tweeting and staring at my iPhone. #introvert #
@markjholmes yeah, I tend to try to be invisible. in reply to markjholmes #
Watching (and partaking in) the systematic destruction of a delicious cake from Lauralee's Sweets #fb #
Box 1 has arrived. http://twitpic.com/219mow #
@sakurakessho actually, i've had a HTPC for a few years now. i'm just adding to it. 2nd [...]